tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1678671341796735502.post1745231149007562504..comments2023-11-02T02:40:04.373-07:00Comments on Wild (North) West Litigator: Things Husband Needs To Learn Before The Baby ComesCPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09049860284871030328noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1678671341796735502.post-3119511473955197072008-04-01T07:42:00.000-07:002008-04-01T07:42:00.000-07:00A staple gun, duct tape, and/or velcro are not to ...A staple gun, duct tape, and/or velcro are not to be used to keep baby in his/her bed, or from rolling off the couch.<BR/><BR/>Dipping the baby's pacifier in beer is not acceptable.the dragonflyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00910969956758977269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1678671341796735502.post-7260603402423884562008-03-31T16:29:00.000-07:002008-03-31T16:29:00.000-07:00mock-porno music?! LOL!mock-porno music?! LOL!CPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09049860284871030328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1678671341796735502.post-18288729584761396152008-03-31T16:23:00.000-07:002008-03-31T16:23:00.000-07:00That infants really cannot eat ice cream (yes, I k...That infants really cannot eat ice cream (yes, I know its milk based)<BR/><BR/>That footrubs are mandatory daily therapy for new mothers.<BR/><BR/>That breastfeeding does NOT make a woman feel sexy, so mock-porno music is NEVER approriate. <BR/><BR/>So, so much more...Butterflyfishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10107438909973957940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1678671341796735502.post-62839718017944759582008-03-31T16:16:00.000-07:002008-03-31T16:16:00.000-07:00Oh but there's SO MUCH to add to that list! Like b...Oh but there's SO MUCH to add to that list! Like baby does not double as hood ornament . . . .KGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10236206776336550381noreply@blogger.com