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I just bought a used cell phone from a guy with a pierced penis.

How do I know this? Because when it came in the mail last week I spent a whole day playing with all of my phone's features. This, obviously, included the built in camera and photo album. In the photo album were pictures of a girl posing provocatively on a pool table, picture of a guy clad in fatigues, and three lovely close up pictures of this guy's pierced manhood.

I "discovered" these photos while I was sitting on the ferry, surrounded by fellow commuters. I shrieked and nearly dropped my phone. Then I blushed a cherry red. Then, I fully admit, I took one more look before I deleted them- because seriously, why would anyone pierce that? And then take a PHOTO?

*Shudder*..... just gross.

Lesson: Always delete your pictures before you sell your cell phone to a complete stranger over the internet.