Friday, August 28, 2009

Law School Good News/Bad News

Trusts & Estates Professor:

"I have good news and I have bad news."

"The bad news is that we are all going to die."

"The good news is that so will our clients."


Public Health Law Professor:

"There's good news and bad news about taking this course."

"The good news is that there will be no final exam."

[Loud Applause!]

"BUT you will have a graded quiz EVERYDAY."


J said...

LOVE the T&E Professor's sense of humor :) Nice!

I think I'd like a graded quiz every day instead of a final exam. How did the class respond to that?

Proto Attorney said...

Ugh, I think I'd rather just have the final. Otherwise, I'd have to actually, like, read and, what's that other thing? Oh yeah... study. Every day. Ick.

jls said...

ummmm....a graded quiz every day?? i'd have dropped that class within 5 min of the announcement.

LEO said...

Haha, I think every wills and trusts prof makes that joke :)