Birthing a Law Final

Although I have never really given birth to anything (thank god), I have the feeling that the experience is similar to going through a week of law school exams. After an excruciating delivery period involving 50+ hours of back to back studying, I feel nothing short of heavenly, abundant joy (and relief) that it is all over.

I am also starting to think that the joy of being done with finals is like those post-birth feelings that erase memories of pain. In two weeks, clearly having forgotten the tortures of finals week, I will be anxious to be back in class. doing homework (gasp!).

Right now, I can't fathom doing anything except sitting in my warm bed, eating Cheddar Cheese Cheetos and watching mind rotting television.