Tuesday, October 28, 2008

No One Ever Warned Me

That I would no longer be able to enjoy buttered popcorn at a movie theater without thinking about the gooey, runny poops of a breast-fed baby (they smell EXACTLY the same!).

The most touching sound I would ever experience is the sound of my husband singing my baby to sleep in the next room.

That I could make my baby wear a sweater vest anytime I wanted and there would be absolutely NOTHING HE COULD DO ABOUT IT!

5 comments:

Infant Attorney said...

Adorable, I love the sweater vest!

LEO said...

I have to practice some serious restraint to keep myself from buying all of the cable-knit, plaid collared, elbow patched clothing for baby boys ... I am terrified that I will be that woman who makes her husband and son wear matching prep clothes for family photos, especially because it already seems less crazy and more appealing every day!

FSD said...

Oh my gosh! I LOVE the sweater vest. Jacob looks adorable!

Portia said...

HAHA! I love the comment about buttered popcorn. SO TRUE!!

newduck said...

OMG, I just laughed so hard when I read that about the sweater vest. And for the record I never noticed that about buttered popcorn before, but I don't think I'll ever be able to eat it again after having read that.