Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Be Careful What You Dream Of

Last night I had a dream that I woke up starving in the middle of the night. In my dream I went to the kitchen, opened a box of brand-ex coa coa puffs (called Coa Coa Balls or something ghetto weird), and scooped handful after handful down my throat. After consuming half the box, my inner beast was satisfied and I went back to bed.

Next, I dreamed that I was a man's head. My body had been burnt to nothingness in some kind of explosion, leaving me nothing but a half melted off face. I was sitting helpless and unable to move in the hallway of a hospital just waiting for someone to notice and take care of me. Yeah, it was pretty freaky.

When I woke up, I went to the kitchen to make my lunch and noticed that the box of Coa Coa Balls was opened on the counter. Hmm.... I peeked inside to confirm my fear. It was half empty.

It could have been worse- I could have woken up as a half melted Man Face.

6 comments:

Downsized Attorney said...

You are so funny! I once saw at 20/20 about people who are night eaters. At least it wasn't butter or raw meat that you ate in the middle of the night.

Anonymous said...

I used to live in this studio apartment downtown that had a backdoor in the kitchen that lead out to a little porch. I always kept that door locked, but this one day when I was cooking, I got this strange feeling that I needed to check to see if the door was locked. Sure enough, it was unlocked, so I locked it and moved on with my day.
A couple of days later, I ran into my next door neighbor, she informed me that a couple of nights earlier I had been sleepwalking OUTSIDE her apartment and she helped me walk back into my apartment.
The thing that really freaks me out? I sleep naked! And I was sleep walking around outside DOWNTOWN (fortunately a small town, and not NYC or something). My neighbor made some comment about me wearing "cute pajamas" but I don't even own pajamas, so I don't know if I also had the presence of mind to sleep-put-my-robe on, or she just knew I would be freaked out about walking around naked and thought she'd lie to placate me.
Either way, freaky!

newduck said...

omg, when I was prego I used to have food dreams about the weirdest thing and have to wake up and eat it. Unfortunately it was always something super complicated like eggs benedict.

Oh crap, now you're going to want some eggs benedict, aren't you? Sorry!

PT-LawMom said...

Did you watch Dark Knight? Could be from that. As for the Cocoa Balls, LOL!! My weird pregnancy thing was hot wings.

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