My husband started making the moves on me last night but I wasn't in the mood. But who am I to turn a man down? Especially a man who wants ME. A man who gets excited about ME. Regardless of the mood I am in, it is always reasurring to be the object of someone's desire. So I caved. Well, physically anyway.
In my head, my thoughts were going in all directions BUT the bedroom. At least three times during our session I had to stop myself from making my internal dialogue external.
The night went something like this- ok I exercised my creative license with the sex talk, but don't you wish we talked like this?:
He says: "You're so sexy baby."
She wants to say, "Did you ever send a Christmas card to the Stanleys? They sent us one but I can't remember sending them one."
She actually says: "You make me so hot."
He says: "Is this how you like it?"
She wants to say: "Our cute customized return address labels were delivered today- I can't wait to show them to you!"
She actually says: "oooooh, yeah- like that!"
He says: "You're so naughty- here's your spanking."
She wants to say: "Should I get a sitter for New Year's Eve or should we just hang out at home?"
She actually says: "Spank me harder- yeah..."
And another Mommy Milestone is complete.