We Can't Take Him Anywhere

First Jacob tries to leave the house dressed like this:

But we make him change into this:

Then at the fancy country club (husband's work party) he tries to unwrap all the fake presents under the tree.

And then he violates the strict dress code by removing his shoes.

At least he's good for something at home. Here he is trying to help Daddy water the Christmas tree.

Why does He always looks guilty, even when he's being good?