Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Bar Exam Spillover Into The Bedroom

Husband: "I'm going to bed now."
Me: "Is that a hint? Do you want something?"
Husband: "Maybe."
Me: "Ok, but I'm warning you now, I'm a little tired."

Once again, we're off to a great start...

[lying side by side]

Me: "Well... Are you gonna make your move?"
Husband: "It's your turn to make the first move. I made the first move last night."
Me: "Excuse me, I just put on a thong. That's a first move."
Husband: "Well....I turned off the light."
Me: "That doesn't count. It's not a substantial step in furtherance of..." (I've been reading too much criminal law and the attempted crime rules popped into my head).
Husband: "Well, I... I got into bed. AND I took off my socks."
Me: "That's not sexy."
Husband: "Well, I read in Cosmo that thongs aren't sexy anymore. People ruined them by wearing low rise pants and flashing their thongs when they bend down."
Me: "Are you saying I'm not sexy?!" (Totally overlooking the fact that he reads Cosmo.)
Husband: "According to Cosmo." (Punch him in the arm)
Me: "Ok whatever. But you still have make the next move."
Husband: "Nope."
Me: "Is that a repudiation? Are you wrongfully rejecting my goods? You initiated an offer. I accepted by performance AND I made a timely delivery. You gotta pay up!"

Note to self- Lawyer speak in not a turn on.


Anonymous said...

I never thought matters like these needed to be negotiated.

One wink, one nod, and you're ready to go.

Butterflyfish said...

IDWSJ is clearly not married.

You are probably exaggerating slightly, but I have had these conversations too.

Cee said...

you would be shocked at how little I exaggerated- ha ha- ahh, that's my life!

CM said...

Speak for yourself!