Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The Boobs That Ate Seattle

Let the celebration begin! Release the baloons into the air, sound the horns, and cut the cake!

I have officially graduated from a bra size B cup to a C cup. (Can I take a moment to remind you all that I am a former AA?) After all the shitty morning sickness and pooplessness, I totally deserve this.

When do I get my diploma from the boob ferry? Is it appropriate to submit an announcement in my local newspaper? It will be so nice to walk through the automatic doors of my grocery store and know that it was my boobs that set the motion sensor off.

4 comments:

Law Student Hot Mama said...

Just wait 'till you start nursing! (If you're going to, that is.) My boobs are now 36DD! I look like a porn star! (Ok, a slightly overweight porn star, but a porn star nevertheless!)

butterflyfish said...

Boob "ferry"? They need a boat?? :-)

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Proto Attorney said...

I agree with the nursing comment. You won't be so happy if your boobs turn into twin Goodyear Blimps. It's quite frightening.