More Overheard In Law School

Male Professor: "I like to pace. It's how I get my mid-day exercise. So don't be nervous if I get too close."
Male student in front row: "Ok. Just don't kiss me."
Professor: "Well I can't guarantee anything!"

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Questions my UCC Professor asked the class yesterday:

"Anybody ever pick muchrooms..."
"Anybody ever watch trucker shows on the discovery channel..."
"Anybody ever been to a sheriff’s sale? What? None of you?"

He seemed to know an awful lot about these activities. I'm assuming he's done them all.