Thursday, January 24, 2008

Slacking Already

No more lawshool,
no more books,
no more professor's dirty looks....

for coming in late...AGAIN. Or for generally not caring about class discussion. Or for covering the deficiency in my ability to get dressed with the SAME fleece jacket (it's my default). Or for trying to stab myself in the eye with my pencil each time Annoying Guy tries to impress us all with his pompous and irrelevant comments.

I swear that half of the law students in my school are filled with bullshit up to their necks. They are only able to hide their bullshit through the use of elite and elusive vocabulary words. Do people really use words like "tantamount" on a daily basis? Ok, I have to admit that after I heard Annoying Guy use it in a class discussion, I might have used it once in a paper...but I think that's just a survival tactic for trying to "blend" in. Or I'm jealous.

Personally, I'm still waiting for the day that someone in the admissions office realizes that there has been a big mistake and that I was never actually accepted into law school. I sometimes feel like the only person truly alive among a sea of law school obsessed, professor ass kissers. I made is a point after the craziness of 1L year to NOT let lawschool be my entire life (shocking!). But I do envy people who are better focused and more committed to class work/assignments than I am.

2 comments:

Law Student Hot Mama said...

Screw the people who are more focused/interested in assignments than you are . . . Don't envy a bunch of losers. Oh, and as for Annoying Guy? I swear Annoying Guy is in EVERY ONE of my classes . . . along with Annoying Girl and even Annoying Androgynous Guy/Girl. He/she is in ALL of my classes. Oh - and to add to it - I also have Annoying Professor.

PS - glad to see your blog - check mine out, too, for baby/lawschool stuff . . . www.whylawyerssuck.blogspot.com

Law Student Hot Mama said...

Update: I'm an idiot. You've obviously seen my blog because you've posted on it. Feel free to return to the blog to say, "You're an idiot."