Sunday, February 10, 2008


I have refrained from blogging about pregnancy boobs so far but I can't hold it back any longer.

I LOVE my new boobs!

They are incredible. Sometimes I catch myself grazing them in class and I have to look down to make sure I really grazed MY boobs and not someone else's. Why? Because they are huge! And round. And firm (but soft). For the first time in my life I have a semblance of cleavage. Sometimes, I accidently turn myself on with my new boobs at the most inconvenient times (and sometimes I do it on purpose at very convenient times ;)-- sorry if TMI.

I have always been a girl who appreciated boobs in members of the same sex. A "boob girl" if you will. I have always found my own size 34AAs somewhat dissapointing, but I guess they did serve their purpose when I was a competative runner. My boobs grew instantly in the early weeks of pregnancy, before I even knew I was pregnant. I thought I was just gaining weight or "sprouting" later in life. I slowly stretched out my size A bras (Victoria Secret doesn't make AA for some reason). Just two weeks ago, I couldn't take it anymore. My bras were too small and too uncomfortable to squeeze into.

I roamed down aisle after aisle of all the pretty, fun bras that had been "off limits" to me before (they do not make nearly as many attractive bras for smaller sizes). I was in heaven. EVERY size B bra I tried on fit me perfectly. For the first time in my life, I enjoyed bra shopping. I never dreamed I could fit into a size B.

Just days after I bought a couple size B bras, they started to become tight on me. OMG. My boobs are on steroids! I think I'm still too small for size C, but it's nice to know they could be just around the corner. Too bad they won't stay like this forever.

BTW: the experience of feeling your boobs bounce when you jog to catch the bus or run on a treadmill.... so amazing! I've been missing out for so many years....


Anonymous said...

Sorry to say but nope baby brain only gets worse, because then its lack of sleep brain. And I am on my second sooo I will let you know what happens when I have two kids and lack of sleep haha. By the way...your boobs get EVEN bigger when you nurse! I am normally a comfortable C34 , when I am pregnant I am a D34 when I am nursing I am a DD34! sO ENJOY! the best is when your nursing and you completely got rid of all your baby weight but still have HUGE boobs.... you get hit on ALOT

CM said...

This post is hilarious -- I too am a boob girl and loved my pregnancy (and especially BFing) boobs! It was a sad day when, a month or so after I stopped breastfeeding, I realized I fit back into my old bras (but was now all saggy).

Law Student Hot Mama said...

Hate to warn you, but those boobs that look hot now will sag later after nursing! Enjoy then while you can!

My boobs are HUGE . . .they were 36D before pregnancy . . . now the very thought of jogging scares me as I'm still nursing. I don't know how my baby isn't scared of them . . . when I catch a glimpse of them in the mirror, I think "Oh my God they're moving towards me."

Colleen said...

this is hilarious!

I miss my pg boobs, too! And even though I'm still breastfeeding, because I'm only down to (now) once a day, they're pretty pathetic. And B-cups are a bit loose. I think I'm going to have to buy all new SMALLER bras! *sigh*

Anonymous said...

Oh my god did I write this blog myself?!? I was a 32 A and have sprouted into a 32B with cleavage, firmness and bounce. I am so happy with my new boobs its almost embarrassing to admit. And yes, they totally turn me on all the husband is almost as happy withthem as I am. Lets enjoy them while we can!
: )

Anonymous said...

Oh Lord, this post makes me nostalgic! My wife was always pretty well endowed (fluctuating between D and DD, depending on the time of month, I guess) -- but when baby came along...POW! She blew up to cup sizes I never knew existed (H anyone?)

Robin Williams used to do a bit about pregnancy and said his favorite part was the "visit by the boob fairy." Mine too.

PS -- She just reminded me (how could I have forgotten??), she got even BIGGER when she started nursing and, unable to find her new size anywhere -- this was in the days before the internet -- gave up wearing one. Yet, incredibly, those puppies were so firm and fully packed, you could barely tell the difference.

...Hey, hon -- is 46 too old to have another, you think?