To husband: Don't you dare think you can smuggle a candy bar under my nose, eat it across the room and think I won't notice!
To classmates: How awful do you have to be to sneak a pizza slice into class, "hide" it on your lap, and pick away at it, all the while thinking you aren't being a distraction?
To moldy substance in the fridge: I wont take you out and throw you away because I can't get close enough without gagging. So go ahead, continue to mold away in peace and become even smellier. Sigh. Catch-22.
I CAN FREAKIN' SMELL EVERYTHING!
Trust me, sometimes it is NOT pleasant. Until I became pregnant, I didn't realize how many times a day our two cats could fart...or my husband for that matter.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
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I had one classroom at law school when I was pregnant that smelled like feet. It was SO AWFUL!!!! You do smell everything so much more when preggo. Good times.
I was astonished at how much I could smell when I was pregnant! Some things smelled even better...but some things were awful!
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